I actually like Oak Island. There’s no propped up drama-its their money-factually + historically cool. Ok-the announcer is annoying-and the wife gets to bust my ass every week. “What did they find this week ?” “A STICK!! THEY FOUND A FUCKING STICK!!” “ A NAIL!” “ A COCONUT!”

That’s how we roll in SD.  You should see what we do to snow.

Martin Brundle agrees.

Hooli is one of the sponsors.

I’ll chip in for them to get Arlo White. That dude could make my 8 year old sister’s Sunday afternoon soccer game/ice cream party feel like a Merseyside Derby.

i sure as shit know alanis hasnt before spewing articles like these

I’m glad they’re doing away with Celebrity Brain Crash and The American. They both got extremely old and repetitive after the first two episodes and to be honest I never liked Star In A Reasonably Priced Car either. I almost always skipped it because it felt like a filler to make the show longer.

I briefly worked for a CiCi’s in my hometown when I was a junior in high school. Before the grand opening they had us invite friends and family for the dry run. My family showed up, and two other families my family was close with showed up too. Each family reported needing to speed home to shit. At my house there were…

You forgot the most important part about how to get on with life afterwards: start collecting bottlecaps.

To be fair, Lord of the G-Strings is my absolute favorite of the crappy pseudo-porn “Skinemax” movies. It’s hilarious, especially after a couple of drinks. Of Smirnoff, of course.

interviewer du jour Martin Brundle

AK! This is ugly!

Allied soldiers hitting bongs and chugging mountain dew on the boat before storming a beach while nazis are spinning in circles trying to 360 no-scope snipe them with their weed decal sniper rifles. Wiz Khalifa track playing over it all.

he truck held 20,000 pounds of Kraft and Velveeta cheese inside.

Fuck Snakes!!!

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

He’ll be fine, as long as that last one isn’t a mirage.

Diego Costa is a cunt

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Say what you want about F1, but there’s one thing that’s undeniably better ever since the new owners took over early last year. And that’s the amount of content on the official Youtube channel.