If you say “Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov” three times in the mirror...you’ve got a lot more nimble tongue than I do.

As a northeastener who spent a number of years in MD and DC, it seemed like every year there would be a mild snowstorm and everyone would freak out about it. Then I imagined when the next year’s budget was brought up, everyone laughed at the idea of snow equipment because, ya know, we’re below the Mason-Dixon line so…

They call those LorryLiftMilkteadays

I just don’t see how this could work. I mean, do they even have Saturdays over there?

Alternatively, can we just bring back Dick Clark? Or at least an animatronic?

My ancestors didn’t fight and die in the great American Bandstand War just for you to come along and try erase Dick Clark’s name from the history books.

The trailer is nothing but a trove of stunning images telling us very little.

I don’t see any reason that Robert Wise should be the only director who ever gets a shot at adapting West Side Story.

If you don’t even consider the original matrix a good film you should probably just skip this one tbh.  

We already had a Christmas Carol horror movie.  It was the Robert Zemeckis motion capture one. Some of that was truly frightening! 

It got lost down in the steam tunnels.

“I want to kill everyone, satan is good, satan is our pal!”

Apparently Mr Hanks also underrates the Burbs.

That’s up there with Sneakers as the most criminally underrated movies of all time.

You joke, but “found footage Christmas Carol ghosts” does sound like a pitch that could sell.

+1 to all of this. But Dean Stockwell man, he was invested in making this good in spite of everything working against it.

St. Elmo’s Fired

So they’re trying to do A Christmas Story but with 80's nostalgia instead of 40's nostalgia. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for them.

We can joke but these people are running for school boards, city councils, sheriffs, judges, and as state and federal reps all over the country, sometimes unopposed. The apathy shown in Tuesday’s elections is exactly what gets them in office. We can’t let them win any of those, please vote in every election.

Yeah, he was actually a realistic character in the beginning rather than a stereotypical 1950s “cool” character out of “Grease”. Also, the show wasn’t really about him at first; it was about the Cunningham family, and he was just a side character.

As a huge Tolkien fan, can I just say: please, no. I don’t need see Gandalf beating the snot out of Bugs Bunny or Batman.