Shhh…

Nobody puts Baby in a remake.

"Find the Popes in the Pizza Contest"
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, New York 10020

I don't understand that season, and I won't respond to it.

You can always tell a Milford man.

Not sure if I agree with the author's suggestion for the sequence to watch them in, but I definitely agree with his final ranking.

I could really go for a Mayonegg right about now.

Warner Brothers thinks all women are beautiful just the way they are!*

A wacky movie indeed! Although I admit that the line "Would you like your Spaghettios with or without crushed Ritz crackers?" always makes me chuckle.

No - back when The Onion had a print edition, they used to repeat that sentence over and over wherever they had white space to fill on the page, usually prefixed by a "Continued from Page 3" or followed by "Continued on Page 14", etc.

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.…

It was more of a "let's see how blatantly we can make shit up and still have people believe us", mixed with a few odd but genuine news stories to give the appearance of believability. In other words, it was awesome.

Christof Waltz and Jamie Foxx in Das Booty Call

Thought the same thing.

Obviously the horse found out the alligator was a Nazi.

Shayna - they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash get the shit beaten out of them.

Angela (gesturing to bullhorn): Can you put that down?
Dwight: THIS EXPRESSES HOW LOUDLY I LOVE YOU.

I miss the Special Guest Stars they used to have on Police Squad! (In Color!)

There's no beatin' mean Keaton

To focus on a totally irrelevant aspect of the story, I was amused and slightly annoyed that when the Nixon quote was played, the audience appeared shocked and appalled that he used the phrase "hit them right in the puss" (and of course, Oliver played right along with it with the Billy Bush joke). As offensive and…