Can you imagine if early cars had fake “clopidy-clop clop-clopidy-clop” sounds to make fake horsey sounds? Whatever comforts people who are terrified of change, I guess. 

I’ll take “Fragile Masculinity for 1000" Mayim.

Driver of well-used Honda Fit not planning on buying $80,000 off-roader.

News at 11.

The Scream 6 marketing is out of control.

Except Buick’s colors have always been Red, White, and Blue.

China and elderly?

Seller should have taken the $10,250 that was bid on BaT, that was all the money right there. 

I think you VASTLY over-estimate how many non-sports fans knew who the guy from the Tar Heels championship team was in 1983.

Reading the whole article then getting to the slushbox in the antepenultimate paragraph, confirming my fears from the earlier photo

I think I’ll save the $30 and get the faster, nicer, and overall better car. Hard ND from me.

“What snitches deserve”?

Ooof, a hundred-K but yeah, sexy car and NP. The photos show the seller liked that car and took care of it. Normally I like the basic 4S over the Targa but this is too much car not to dig it. Color is perfect.

Only if it also involved the words “fucking dragon”.

This is why you never open an umbrella on the tarmac.

This is a manual transmission. How is it going to go into reverse without warning?

You mean Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men?

China

Late edit: It’s not in Winchester Va, it’s in Moorefeild WV. This would help explain all the bad decisions that went into this thing. 

lol ok boomer