Googled author’s name. First hit was her personal website. This is the first line of her bio:

Or vehicles stolen as a percent of vehicles built.

Huh, most popular cars being sold also most popular being stolen.

Street racers pulling up to the toll like

An article about Singer, with only TWO photos? And your editor approved this???

Aaaagreed! They all be like 

Former car salesman. Can confirm.

Yet another reason to pretty much always finance through a local credit union.

Sorry that your grandmother got talked into getting a great phone.

White guy taking pics

“I hated the last gen CTR, it was too gaudy and over the top”

1986 Fiero, and yes, they are real.  And they’re spectacular.  

Yes, the wheels do sorta look similar.

looking forward to going back. My mother in law is norwegian so my wife still has family there. It was nice.

Way back in the day, I got nookie in a Olds custom cruiser, so NP out of pure nostalgia.

Or, you know, install the masts after the ship is out from under the bridge.

Did no one have a ruler? 

Yes please hate liberals, I certainly want my wife to die because she can’t get an abortion, because birth control was banned. It’s a 2 way street. Either make it work or continue whining and not vote.

Wait, who is butt hurt here?