That statement alone made me all kinds of mad. While at my desk. In my little cubicle.

Fucking reported.

Funny. Peugeot’s only ever said “Make a U-turn.”

Ah shit! Jezebel has become sentient!

Thank you Volvo, for finding a distinctive corporate design language that doesn’t involve a terribly gaudy grill.

Cannot unsee...

I have a feeling that you are still waking up

Hand over the diesel manual wagons first.

Mexicans do blow things up. Have you seen a Mexican bathroom?

Saw that coming. 😐

I’m sorry, your hatred of Netflix Foggy is wrong. Wrong I say!

Nah, appeals take forever. It will probably get reduced to some digestible size if they don’t reverse it.

This is not terrible:

If that load falls off they’ll have hell toupée.

For that comment? Really?

My son is also named SurfBort.

"Qatari", I had one of those when I was 10!!! Asteroids was the bomb!