Dear God people women, stop screaming.

He was being funny, lighten up.

Squid pilot who lands on boats.

Did they come down very hard (and perhaps not level) and collapse a gear?

Lol, everything you two complain about is inherent with most vans of this era. If you want all the things vans don’t have, buy another Monte Carlo. For THIS kind of van, $3,900 is pretty dang reasonable.

You drive based on the conditions you get used to, so the original headline was correct. Implying the whole region can’t drive in general sounds like an inferiority complex from people who “can” drive in the terrible cities they’re stuck in.

(Watching videos laughing in Pennsylvanian)

When you live in a region that is always 72º degrees and sunny, that’s what your driving skills are going to evolve around. I’d hardly call it a brag saying you “can” drive, just because you live in a sh*t hole city that gets terrible weather 5 months out of the year.

People are just overly confident in their driving skills and vehicle capabilities.

I wonder if part of it is because more people are willing to run their tires until they’re racing slicks.

In contrast, older men seeking relations with younger women are most often referred to as “breathing.”

$2k hasn’t been $2k in a long time, my friend.

Not to play into all the stereotypes, but it probably was spent on clothing, cars, and other depreciating assets.

Beautiful, well-maintained car. At least a couple grand too high though. ND

...but I’ve seen police/highway patrol not bat an eye as a squatted truck drove by.

Honestly? This country has already proven that the electoral college can put someone with zero experience in the political arena in the highest office of the land, so.... if that were to happen again? Might as well be a nice person.

Oh my god I’m so tired of hearing about Taylor Swift. My algorithms keep trying to shove these concerts down my throat like I care.

If you’re asking if I’d buy it?

Thank you, Wendy.

The irony of any current or former FoxNews employee calling out anyone for being a “boot-licker” is delicious.