Adorable.

That’s the dash with everything off. I’m pretty sure the cluster and giant screen angled towards the driver light up like K.I.T.T.

Wait...

That’s really ugly, I hope it doesn’t look like that.

To all the Shakespeares in here, I’ll get in early:

Why are you even reading and commenting then ?!?

The owner might not have the time or wherewith-all to create a sales ad himself, not sure why we’re punishing the car based on gross speculation.

1) It’s an Alfa Romeo...not the car of an “auto enthusiast”, but a “you-are-a-glutton-for-punishment” car.

A reluctant No Dice, only because I have zero idea how much a clean, pretty little Italian car like this is actually worth in the first place.

What specifically?

You make it sound like it’s THAT difficult to drive a Ford LTD station wagon.

Here we go, Kia going down that BS hill about how their SUV’s can somehow “offroad” because they have some badges and taller tires or something.

That’s because Kia doesn’t put them in a nice hotel with a new vehicle to drive to write about their bad stuff.

What a fresh take......

Pretty generic old car...

It’s not terrible, but I can’t see any reason to pay a premium for this when the Miata already exists.

This is about doing what is right. Mr. Clagett lived up to his end of the deal when he got the hole-in-one and now Morrilton Country Club and Jay Hodge Ford of Morrilton want to crawfish out of the deal...

Bad take. Kinja handle checks out.

This movie was a commercial alright, but not for anything more than that Ram truck. This generation was a such a radical departure from it’s ancient predecessor styling-wise, and even in 1996 I remember thinking that plopping this new model into a movie like this would move more units than they could possibly imagine.

For the price I’d be looking at something newer, even a next-gen F150 from this one.