Mazda went to Ford for its first SUV offering in the U.S.

Yeah, cause Hitler decided to exterminate Jews because his soldiers were already mutilating squirrels.

Seriously are there no other car things to talk about aside from TeslaBad?

Not even sure how that is remotely possible.

Once you own something, it isn’t illegal to turn around and re-sell it–unless it’s a Ford GT, because contract.

How did Ford NOT know this thing would be a massive hit? They have the ONLY small truck option on the market in the US now and its been years since any manufacture offered anything like it.

Production lines can only move so fast. They can’t just “turn it up” to make more in the same amount of time.

The biggest mystery here isn’t why the van is painted that way. The biggest mystery is why the hell this thing is in Willimantic, CT.

He’ll be in the Martha Stewart wing of whatever white-collar facility they put him in, happily taking offers for when he gets out.

Ooof, that ‘05 interior looks gaudy. I can feel all of that crunchy plastic from here.

Considering 90% of the items in your home (including the phone you may have thumbed this out on) were made there? Yeah, not that easy I’m afraid.

Definitely drank that Kool-Aid they were dishing out from the 50's to the 90's by the gallon full. 

...there’s that whole issue with the Chinese Communist Party being willing to shut down Earth’s economy over the chance to invade their neighbor.

Saber-rattling racist Chinese proving what saber-rattlers they are...what else is new?

Best job interview ever.

Maybe I’m too sensitive, but the super bright rear license plate lamps has me wondering about what else might be on this car that is less than desirable.

Automatic No Dice for listing every fucking vehicle that has ever existed in the keyword spam.

For the 47th time... just because you happened to find one a little better for a little cheaper, doesn’t mean that the car featured isn’t a Nice Price too.

The sad irony is, had they put that much money and effort into keeping it 100% stock? It would easily command the price they’re asking. But now? It’s just someone else’s show car where none of the blues are the same shade and the wheels are unfortunate.

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