Believing the conspiracy theory makes him MORE detestable. It makes him the kind of man who would humiliate a person on live television for his own gain. :)

Grand Juries are bullshit.

It’s almost as if, when you make a movie that is good and that has women and people of color in key roles, women and people of color will go see it and white men won’t be scared away either.

It’s easier for my leacherous mind to be at ease knowing you’re married. Once a ring is on your finger I lose the rumble in my loins.

I’m pretty sure that pressuring an actual couple to propose creates more liability than a dating website. Jesus.

Would very much like a shirt printed with a school crest and “Fred’s Finest College o’Law ‘n’ Stuff” on it.

I love this comment more than Hannity loves pretending he’s Jesus during sex.

Someone I work with is like this. We once had a conversation in which he learned that I’m unmarried, and he grilled me for a solid twenty minutes about why my boyfriend and I aren’t hitched. “We don’t want to right now” was not a satisfactory response. This guy prides himself on “convincing couples to marry”. It was a…

it became a legal issue... This person marries this person, now the lawyers are worried about what happens if that marriage doesn’t work out. ‘They met on your website, so you’re responsible.’ And I’m like, this is ridiculous. It bothered me.”

“Sometimes when I’m bored, I play puppet master with strangers’ lives.”

“Hey ladies, do you hate bodily autonomy even more than you hate Muslims? Then become a Hannity GOP tart and meet men who don’t care if you orgasm!”

Something weird is going on with my Kinja this morning. What I’d meant to say here is that YES, I agree completely with this. I have the same condition, and had to have an emergency procedure done after my second, during which I hemorrhaged, went into shock, and had to have a transfusion. The nurse pulled me aside…

So Kourtney’s face during that entire conversation was hilarious and she made great use of a glass of water to hid her WTF horrified, you lying bitch, laughter at her delusional mom. That’s sad.

OMG SO MUCH THIS. It cracks my shit up that people somehow think that going through with 9 months of pregnancy is, like, no big deal and/or a proportional “consequence” for an accidental pregnancy. Oh, you forgot to take the pill one day? You must allow your body to undergo an uncomfortable, debilitating, and…

Even when a pregnancy goes completely according to plan, it causes permanent and serious physical changes, and it’s not like a person just gets to walk around living normally for those 40 weeks. Pregnancy is serious shit that no one has the right to impose on anybody.

snip-snip hooray

Dita Von Teese: If you hate the Kardashians, you’re “just jealous.”

On a side note, this is exactly why abortion needs to be legal. Women used to die from child birth all the time and people are forgetting that. It’s a major medical event. I hate when people make flippant remarks about “why can’t the woman just stick it out for nine months and let the baby be born?” Because its not…

I’m sure she tried to get an abortion earlier on & because the rules were so restrictive she couldn’t have. People logically wouldn’t put their lives in dangers & at a later stage if the abortion care was more accessbile. Poor woman, living in a place with backwards-ass politicians. :/

This woman, for whatever reason, thought that her best option was to stick a coat hanger into her vagina and hope it caused a miscarriage. This is why we need good sex ed in high schools. This is why we need to fund Planned Parenthood. This is why abortions should be state supported.