Thank Jesus he wasn’t wearing leggings though!!!

He is such a fucking national embaressment.

“In this movie, I play a nice innocent guy who likes to drive but gets mixed up with bad boys and pulled into bad stuff by Kevin Spacey. Because of tax breaks, we filmed in Atlanta. Atlanta’s nice but has different vibes. New York is the tops of everything.

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM

Tonight, we dine on the rich!

I love all things Star Wars and have absolutely zero interest in this film. I have no idea if I’m alone in this or weird for it. I just don’t feel like there’s a need for it and can only see it making me not like Han Solo.

Apparently it ain’t cheap to look that shitty.

One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.

Dear homophobes, racists, sexist, and xenophobes: it is not the job of everyone else in the world who is not like you to erase their identities just so you can remain “comfortable.” Get over yourselves.

I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

Agreed. The only thing Lindsay has ever done was be exploited and pimped out as an underage girl/child by her mother and the entertainment industry. People should be rallying around her. She was abused as a child.

Why do people love to hate Lindsay Lohan so much? What am I missing?

I’m asking honestly. I don’t remember her doing anything egregious, but then again, I wasn’t exactly paying attention to early-2000s celebrity hijinks.

I always thought the best stranger to sit next to on a plane was one that fell asleep and didn’t’ actively bother you. Trying to imagine calling the cops on my row mate for sleeping and not bothering me.

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

I’m looking forward to 4 years of anti-crashers. I’d love a steady stream of celebs and politicians who get themselves invited to Trump WH events and then don’t go, but post about it on social media, or do something else the same night like protest or fund raise for the resistance.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

Whenever I read the name Shelley Miscavige, I imagine her looking like Shelley Duvall.

Awesome.

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!