When I came home for Christmas break after my first semester at college I ended up hanging out with a guy who I had met right before I left for school. We were flirty and our personalities meshed really well, but we were both awkward as fuck. I really wanted to hook up with him (assuming the feeling was mutual) but I…

When I was 20, I was working at a bookstore and living with my boyfriend, who also worked at the same bookstore. It was a small bookstore, with only 7 employees and when the holiday party rolled around we all went to a bar in Montouk and proceeded to get ripped. I had lost track of my boyfriend and started to make out…

So it is Christmas eve and I am sitting around the fire with my family. My parents’ house smells like mulled cider and is decorated in all its seasonal splendor. My phone rings and it is my on and off again ex-boyfriend! Things had ended badly with us and he wanted to reconcile! I was on could nine… Swoon!

I still manage to seduce him with my tried and true “Want to go back to my place and hang out and stuff?”

Your brother is a diiiiiiiicckkkk.

He loved the high school girls. He got older and they stayed the same age.

Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…

Home for the holidays in 2009. Have recently completed my first college hookup. Am feeling accomplished and worldly. Decide to actually go to “the channel” aka a creek 20 min away from our hometown where my classmates drank in high school while I read and googled Expedia fares.

It’s inconvenient, but with the amount of human trafficking going on in the world, where many victims are young women from Asia, I can’t get mad at the TSA/ICE about this. I would be more mad if some actual human trafficking victims were just waved through along with their victimizers.

I was told (not by any law enforcement but by my mom, so caveat emptor) that using your emergency flashers and slowing way down was a good way to do it. However, a woman was arrested recently for doing just that. So I dunno. I guess we’re just supposed to trust the cops. /sarcasm/

How could they do this? Simple. It’s called the law. Something you were supposed to uphold, not break.

How could you do this? They did it because you're guilty. Enjoy prison, sucka.

I can understand somewhat the initial concern about physical strength but this is negated by the mandatory requirements. Aka if she can meet the physical strength required, then she has every right to be there.

Since I was in a horribly intense fight this morning about red velvet cake, I want to point out that Sweet Lady Jane has amazing red velvet cupcakes, you haters.

Of all the puzzling things, I found this to be the most puzzling. I didn't know a.) we had village elders and b.) that they specifically hated traditional families.

Not sure, but I think we know who the village idiot is.

important follow up question:

Thank you, Yoko.