Giving a new meaning to the Hofmeister Kink

Jesus, it was a working CyberTruck; two decades and change before the non-working one!

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This is so true! When I was in highschool I worked at a store in the mall that rented a kiosk in the mall as well. You were sent to go work the kiosk if you screwed up, or pissed off the manager. It was horrible. Usually the “assistant manager” was working the kiosk as well. He claimed to have been in the special…

Badassador?  I just want to be a plain assador!

The few genuine badasses I’ve ever met never dressed the part, but they stepped up when said badassery was called for.

I was on the fence, and then I saw the “Klean Ridez” license plate frame. Nope.

I do like their trucks, it’s a good looking thing. Buuuuut I don’t want a truck, so hopefully that little hatchback thing they’re planning out does well, as that has caught my attention. If they make a 2 seater, I will take a harder look.

I think it’s 50% being scared about everything because of a high consumption of Fox News and 50% just itching for someone to set foot on your property so you can get your gun off... also due to an over consumption of Fox News. 

Yup, cowardice and paranoia are very much part of the equation. 

This country’s gun culture is fucking off-the-rails absurd. 

The amount of outright lying exposed by cops since the invention of the bodycam is truly startling. They know they are being recorded, and yet still lie constantly and commit crimes, to the point that basically anything before, say 2010 or thereabouts, we should assume all the cops lied all the time, about everything.…

“To cover up his tracks, the 28-year-old told investigators he had been looking at texts sent by colleagues”

Why isn't he facing criminal charges? Oh right, badge = license to kill

So where is he already working?  Next town over?

In his defense, he likely saw something coming....

It was a low air pressure pelican!