If you don’t need to put your key in the door or the steering column, why would you take it out of your pocket (or purse etc.) anyway?

It is shocking how many $70-90k Wagoneers I see in my life now. It immediately shot to the top of the list for SUVs desired by the fancy suburban house-wife. There are three at my daycare drop off every morning. Who knew there was such a demand for a Jeep this expensive. 

Woah! I’ve never been “proud” of a makeup brand, but this article did it. I’ve been wearing e.l.f. Cosmetics since I came out as trans a decade ago. To date, it’s the only brand that matches my skin tone right on point without making me spend a disgusting amount of money. So heck yeah, I’m going to keep on buying that…

In fairness, $71k is the new $51k

Obligatory Last Starfighter reference. 

hands down its the Zenvo
its just pissed off at everything

It’s ‘annoying’ that individuals who single handedly earn 2x the United States’ median household income don’t receive tax payer subsidies to buy new Cadillacs? 

He’s travelling not driving.

Hmmm... if that’s the case this is probably actual fraud.

These people are not very civic minded.

It’s freedom for me not for thee

My car insurance went up 40% when I renewed this month. Clean driving record for the last 15 years. Home insurance went up 30% last year, never filed a claim. So glad our governor is addressing the out of control cost of living! No wait, he’s changing bridge colors and banning lab grown meat. 

the far right has made the word “freedom” not mean freedom anymore. 

I am just so relieved and proud of Ron DeSantis for solving literally every single problem Florida has before concentrating on this. Because that’s surely the only explanation for spending even 11 seconds coming up with this brainbuster of an idea.

It seems difficult to comprehend someone being offended by the colors of a bridge, and to hide such a clearly hateful mandate behind the auspices of love of country is despicable

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand. 

Jeeps and rangerovers all over this list.

This is why, as part of my announcement, when we turn off the seat belt sign I always include “... but when seated keep your seat belt fastened in case of any unexpected turbulence” and I always make sure to clearly enunciate that part so it doesn’t get lost in the rest of my “ladies and gentlemen this is your captain…

I just don’t understand why people take their seatbelts off if they are sitting there. If you happen to be walking to the bathroom and this happens, my condolences, that’s just crappy timing. But if you are in your seat, there’s just no reason not to have the belt on. These incidents happen frequently enough that…

1990-2010 plastic parts in the engine bay. I’m looking at you BMW and VAG and your crappy plastic dipstick tubes, plastic water pump impellers, plastic EVERYTHING.