Coincidentally, 30 seconds is also it’s 0-60 time. 

Let’s all just think about the fact that these owners have the right to vote, drive and breed.

I admit I saw those and immediately thought you could buy the car, make two killer desk chairs out of those, a coffee table from the engine block, part out a few of the other Maserati-badged pieces as wall art or pieces for basement bars, then sell the frame and body as scrap. You might even break even and never…

Highlight for sure!

Is it worth that? Yeah, probably, so I NPed it. HOWEVER, I would never buy it. 

“soup hiding below the surface that wants to eat you" is a magnificent turn of phrase and someone should give you a medal.

Taking the side of a brodozer driver on Jalopnik is Brave.

Watching enough Matt's off-road, don't drive in what appear to be dry lake beds, there is soup hiding below the surface that wants to eat you

That last quote: “If he had stopped, he’d be with us today.”

Because police can just as easily “chase” you with radios, surveillance and detective work that doesn’t endanger the general public.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

I know production on the Cybertruck just started a few months ago, but IMO it’s not too soon to wish this blight upon the landscape to die a quick death.

We deserve more info. 

You were #1 on the list of people who would never bid on this car, having been there and done that 

Overpriced and the AC doesnt work. 6 Speeds do command a premium though. Here is a curated portion of fixing the AC on a 1991 850. Plan on $1K, if you can find someone that will do it.

Must be very small people if they are driving matchbox cars.

My record store was burglarized a month before Xmas and most of our best stock was spirited away.

The people doing things like this clearly don’t care that in many cases families have spent years building a business to support themselves only for it to be ruined by their idiotic, immature bullshit.

Don’t call them idiots. The word “idiots” implies what happened was accidental. These people are criminals, plain and simple.

Jalopnik aggregating an Autopian article has a real full-circle feeling about it.