This is weapons-grade stupid.

Are you surprised Jalopnik is actually reporting on a hugely anticipated new car reveal?

I’m hoping it’s just the angle of the photo, but hot dang, this looks like the perfect interior for someone who wants to forget about their passenger.

Sir, it comes in Zeus Bronze Metallic, which is fancy brown:

It’s not manual, not brown and not a wagon.  So, there.

0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. 60K starting price for the base model.

Oh Jalopnik.  You’re going to have to come up with some pretty good ideas on how folks should hate this car.   Good luck. 

I am freaking the fuck out

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

Wow, even by Kinja standards, you have to be the least fun person to have at any social gathering. So, well done.

OH oh! Maybe Audi can sue next?

yes. 4-5 hours of sleep isn’t the norm, neither is 1-5 am.

Ooof. Forget the whole mid-engine thing. The fact that this thing is going to be revealed long after all the retirees from Florida have gone to bed is the best example of how they are telling the baby boomers to get lost you could imagine.

Well whatever they build they better put a wing on it.

“To lower our lender’s risk, we had to increase customer dissatisfaction”

won’t someone think of the forgotten boomers, that hard working class that pulled up every ladder after they climbed it and told the next generation, “we got ours, tough shit for you guys.”

And just like *that* I went from complete indifference about this Corvette to actually rooting for it and looking at my finances to see if I could afford one on my modest salary. I can’t. Yet.

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

Dear boomers. You are dying off, you aren’t spending money on Corvettes anymore, GM doesn’t give a shit about you, they are making a car that Gen Xers and so on will want to buy.

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government itself spread the alien rumors because anyone who started questioning the weird planes that were actually being tested at Area 51 would be immediately dismissed as whackjobs.