Maybe if the seller pays me, I’ll pick it up and haul it away for him.

What happened to Mercedes Streeter? Did she leave Jalopnik?

The Lyriq starts at $62,990

This looks like some wanna-be Pussy Wagon. Just add flames.

They could have at least put some wood grain decals on it, right?

I thought the same. I’m pretty sure it’s Chalk.

I’ve seen a ton of commercials for the Lyriq since the beginning of the year. Just saw a couple last night as a matter of fact. Not surprised they received many orders.

Volvo V90 Cross Country starts at $56k. Join the wagon life.

There’s some weirdness with performance points that need to be addressed. Hope that makes the cut.

Not his actual car, but he owned a purple VW-powered dune buggy when I was very young. There’s a picture of me standing next to it somewhere. I don’t recall riding in it, but I wish I did.

On your marks! Get set! GOAT!

Anything from AMC

Agreed. I expected to see it on the list.

Red Bull Soapbox Racing

Barbie Jeep Racing

I’d venture a guess that 80% or more of buyers don’t know and don’t care what the feature badges mean. 5 Speed is pretty obvious, but most of the others wouldn’t be.

For the most part I agree. The one exception is the new Sport Classic. I would kill for that car.

I was really into the Toyota HiAce until I read some of the hashtags on the sellers listing...

We had the fugitive Whites from Alabama here a few weeks ago, now Mattingly’s son is up to no good. We’re batting 1000!