Now, if only the rascal would just stay in the gosh darn box. 

After closely watching the dems for the past several years, toddlers in sandboxes have more cunning than democrat apparatchiks.

Rich people love to give other rich people welfare.

What is wrong with him? First off, he is an asshole. 

Trump voting Serena Joy wannabes are going to need those hangers senator.  

SHHHHHHHHHH. 

I hope so. Let it burn. 

Constantly stimulated, yet virginal, and economically precarious? I don’t see what could go wrong what so ever. 

Kirk Cousins looks like a creepy gay sex doll. 

I have many, repeat, many questions for his wife.

How I learned to stop worrying and get Zip recruiter. 

you can drink, and I’ll be dabbing in the corner. 

Trump tweets like he is in junior high signing yearbooks, “U rock, don’t evah change xoxoxo” Which is hilarious because all these chumps think he is restoring some lost masculinity, when in fact he is just a gossip queen, and fascist. 

A failed brand needs a mediocrity like him for maximum synergy. 

big, if true. 

One thing Trump understands well that is completely lost on these drivel loving lanyard clutching nerds: Twitter is best used for shitposting. Matthew Dowd is chump of the highest order. 

I think you will find Jennifer B Elkin among those white women who voted for Trump in large numbers. #gendertraitor.

Come back for some woke drone strikes and perhaps another round of Mitt Romney’s healthcare plan? Or how about sensibly sitting down with republicans to negotiate cuts to social security. Just because Obama is well mannered doesn’t excuse how he fundamentally failed as a president. Stop lying to yourself that…

I wonder why that is? 

None of this matters. Because we live in hell.