I hate capitalism, but I love you Hammy!

The best thing Aaron Judge could do for his Q score would be to get veneers; just saying.

wtf.

victory for the world? Sounds pretty darn globalist to me.

ewwwww.

Tis a natural result of thorough development in one’s relationship with Jesus Christ.

I need a drink.

Maggie Haberman is nothing more than a sycophant to power.

Jared is trying to solve the opiate crisis in the middle east.

Tangentially related: the Citations Needed podcast has a great episode in which they interview an anonymous former MSNBC employee.

Michelle Williams is a national treasure.

“Just throw any Eastern European models over the wall, mmkay?”

Don’t shame sex workers man. They are people too.

The Time 100: keeping people in hospital waiting rooms mildly occupied.

the NYT is a handmaiden for the oligarchy, nothing else.

“So, as long as we agree with their opinions, it’s ok to have people with little to no experience running states that are larger than some countries?”

Look it is Neera Tanden!

MSNBC did have a desk in the Obama white house. It was occupied by Chuck Todd.

Not everyone gets to live long enough to see themselves lose the accomplishment of mothering the stupidest president.

Many, rightfully, have asserted Hannity was using Cohen for some sex related shenanigans. The thing is to me, I just I don’t ever get the vibe he is a sexual being. He seems just pleased enough to stew in his own goo.