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I’m a cynical asshole that trolls people on the internet for fun all the time and just reading your post makes me think you’re more special that you give yourself credit for.

The Good Place

Brooklyn 99!!

The Good Place is the one current blaring exception. Superstore is solid too...

Um. A pardon, by law, carries the imputation of guilt as found by the legal system. Acceptance of a pardon is an admission of guilt.

Sounds like something a witch would say

Nah, my almost 2 year old has better listening skills, shows remorse when he hurts someone, knows that lying is wrong, and has a more sophisticated vocabulary than Trump. We need to work on peeing in the potty though.

As much as I despise everything about this administration (and anything connected to it), this “declaration” just gives me reinforcement to blast Dirty Computer though the speakers on my back porch for all my trump voting neighbors to hear. 

Y’know, a narcissistic sociopath is one of the few people that should have an easy time comforting families. You go in, repeat words of condolence you’ve seen others give, get praised by the media. The extra confidence from lacking empathy might even make you seem like a pillar of strength, whereas someone capable of

According to Trump Manafort isn’t a witch.

I’m not a fan of the word and was a little taken aback when she said it but I never would have thought she would apologize for it. She strikes me as someone who is very intentional in what she says. I wonder if there was pressure from the higher-ups.

Still chirping, like the dumbshit chicken you are.

Ain’t no one want to see your balls, ya nasty fuck.

You know, I saw all this outrage about it, so I did a fact-check on it, and it turns out that Ivanka Trump is actually a feckless cunt. So I don’t really understand why everyone is so upset?

It was unbleebed on YouTube which I watched this morning. They’ve since made the videos private. :(

Effects of Ambien:

The Barr is already set so low.

Hello darkness my old friend....

Of course pharmaceutical companies are evil to the core but right at the moment I am living for this sassy clapback.

Is she sure that it was Ambien she took, not new Bigotine (available in racist gammon flavour)?

Just replace him with Roseanne.