OMG I actually imagined the barista looking like Fred Armisen without realizing it. Thank you for that.

“We don’t normally do this, but we’ll try it with dairy.”

There is an excessively hip coffee shop around the corner from my office that my office-coffee-run friend likes. Their coffee is bad. Somehow their tea is also bad. They sell what they call “Mylk” in various flavors (turmeric, ~*~activated charcoal~*~, &c.), so I decided to try that on a recent trip. He asked if I…

And it seems to me like she’s been in the business longer than ALL of them. I can’t believe that they don’t even have any respect for THAT.

I’m not raising my expectations.

Jessica Walter is a treasure and anyone who yells at her should be thrown into a dry well.

Jessica Walter is a consummate professional and she should NOT be subjected to being yelled at by anyone. I don’t care who the fuck the think they are.

Dammit Jason, I thought you were one of the good ones

I never worked in a Walmart, but nearly every one of those vignettes has had me saying “that has probably happened at some point”

The short transition scenes (often involving random shoppers) are so bizarre and so good.

This seems to be an unpopular opinion, but I LOVE Michael and his death hurt my heart. That last twist...I can’t...

Jane the Virgin and Crazy Ex Girlfriend are both ending because the writers have a planned story line that is nearing its end, not because the CW doesn’t want to renew them (Crazy Ex Girlfriend was actually pitched as the full series arch). They are my among my favorite shows and I will definitely be sad when they are…

These are my two favorite shows, and I have no idea how I will fill the void.

But in this landscape, that’s pretty good.

Using antiquated measurements designed in the middle of the 20th century... yes. The rest of us have moved on from that.

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.

To quote the philosopher Bo Burnham,

There are so many better shows on Netflix (Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Bojack Horseman, The Santa Clarita Diet, The Good Place and more) that manage to be whipsmart funny and witty and still deal with profound issues in heartbreaking ways (just say “it was always going to be me” or “I really want to be an architect.”). Kinmy…

Yeah, it’s one thing to ask about whether it was terrible trying to lose/gain so much weight for a role or if they regretted the decision to put their body through so much change or something... but just a flat out “what did you weigh!?” Wow. What would the answer to that even accomplish—that number on its own is not…