Ivanka Trump: Our campaign’s populist platform knows no bounds!
Interviewer: But what about your father’s hypocrisy and same-sex fathers?
Ivanka Trump: <furious melting and butt-hurt noises>

That bird looks like quite the Complainer-in-Chief.

Coming soon from Deadspin, their new soccer sub-blog: Stroller

Is it allergies with you too?!

Keep holding onto that mic, Yeezy. After reading this, I don’t think you’ll be able to drop it.

But we still need to find out what makes that Baltic!

When Cleveland Cavaliers players get busted for DUI, it stays on the down-low for a month.

When Cleveland Browns players get busted for DUI, it’s actually a traffic stop involving drugs.

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I wanted to throw out there that Duke’s “roots” are a pair of 2D action platformers. A remake of either (or both) of those would be at least a change of pace, instead of another re-release of the same game, new content notwithstanding.

While we’re at it, Atlanta

Now that’s a name with staying power, like “Los Angeles Lakers.”

The first four King’s Quest games came out in the mid-to-late-1980s.

Of all the gambles Trump has made, this is actually probably one of the least risky. It would be folly for anyone in those communities to actually try to assassinate him and make him a martyr for everything he’s said.

I cannot Camembert this comment chain any longer.

I like how they're kinda trolling Konami with their Dortmund license.

This is at least three shark-jumpings in one:

Gun Trade is great fun for exploring all those weapons you don’t want to use.

Here’s Pyukumuku, a Water type that can attack with its innards.

Between the pronunciation I’m making in my head (puke-u-Muk-ew) and the “sneering” Japanese character at the end of its name, clearly Nintendo is messing with us at this point.

So what’s better for a country in a single medal event: winning one gold medal or winning two non-golds? The leaderboard has China on top, and that’s usually where the bragging rights go.

I hope I’m not the only one old enough to know that the original Team Fortress was a Quake mod.