You know this is the Olympics, right? There are ceremonies ALL THE TIME.

It’s this year’s Watch Dogs. Hype almost never comes to fruition, and even when it does there’s some amount of disappointment.

I hope no one else has said it yet: Icepix!

http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/h2h…

Clyde, was it cocaine that was causing you to hallucinate or what?

Which again, the first again or the second one?

(Ren, the media; the fireman, Bill Belichick; Stimpy, us)

Who Framed Roger Rattata?

Nah, the political elite are starting to realize that perhaps they need to work a little harder pacifying us before they get voted out of office or shot.

I’d like to, but they need to make a PC port first.

Prestige? New infrastructure? The (bittersweet) promise of more major sporting events to host in the relative near future?

Not that any of this necessarily benefits the populations affected by these events, but that’s always what we’re told by said “people at the top.”

Those are crosses in his eyes! The Lord is risen...and he wants to learn Ancient Power!

I remember the Bush/Clinton election (in 1991) when I was seven; that’s probably the earliest big news event I can recall.

Scalia must be rolling in his grave so fast...

This is a good plan, but it falls apart quickly due to the lack of good, altruistic humans on this planet.

I wanted to give physics (gravity, inertia, the size of her children) the benefit of the doubt.

In the amount of time it would take that mother to discard her children and prepare herself to fire back at anyone, she would likely already be shot.

“Oh sure, the men can strike but we can’t?” -US Women’s National Soccer Team

Rub some walk in it, dirt it off.

I wanted to grab the video of the “first pitch” for reference:

I know it’s two rounds earlier than the Cup Final, but fuck it. The 1992-93 Pittsburgh Penguins lost to the New York Islanders in the Wales Conference Semifinals instead of (a.) going on to play the Montreal Canadiens in what would’ve been a classic Conference Final, possibly (b.) going on to play the Wayne…