Crosby has most definitely been on one:

Came for the obnoxious bass, stayed for the toy squeaky horn.

I’ve been watching CBC’s broadcasts of Penguins games since the second round. I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for Jim Hughson, and I appreciate his understated goal calls for letting the stadium noise come through.

The Punjabi announcer’s “BONINOBONINOBONINO” call is this year’s “¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!”

That’s pretty melodramatic for a series that isn’t over.

(Then again, Letang keeps playing like bad old “My rage overwhelms my talent” Letang and Crosby and Malkin continue to not score, this series will be over.)

Here is my favorite car color, Spruce Mica. At night, you wouldn’t know it was green unless you shone light on it.

That’s one of my all-time favorite goals. Absolutely nasty.

Roenick isn’t exactly known for his cutting analysis.

I’m rooting for the Sharks, but only to satisfy my deepest, most selfish desire: a Penguins/Sharks Final while I’m in San Jose for the first week of June.

I guess I walked right into that one.

Now the Capitals HAVE TO win Game 4, right?

Ovechkin leaves his feet for roughly 90% of the hits he puts out.

It's unfair to suggest then that the Capitals just get penalized more because they commit more infractions? Are we going to deny that as a legit reason?

Penguins fan here. I’m not here to jump on the conspiracy train; this goal was the icing on the Penguins’ defense lapses cake. They didn't respect Washington all night and got burned all night because of it.

Speaking of South Park, does anyone remember The Palace? It was like Habbo Hotel but very late-90s. I just went to look and it still exists, but it was pretty entertaining to go from room to room and see what was happening, if anything. I remember their South Park Palace being one of the more popular ones, fun trivia…

This doesn’t make much sense to me. Did Holmes have to move his ball back in this instance?

From the response I see from Jalopnik readers about the “anti-car” articles on Gawker, that would be a hilarious prank indeed.

Also works for Donald Trump.

Your sarcasm tag isn’t as effective as my sardonicism tag.

For about three years, it was Pro Evolution Soccer 2013. PES had interrupted cycles of Minecraft, Skyrim, Diablo III, Fallout 4, Rocket League, Watch Dogs...up until FIFA 15, which I’ve now got on the side-burner next to Stardew Valley.