I’m showing up late to the conversation, but:

You guys are making all sorts of assumptions about the actual genders of those string cheeses. What we really need to know is which bathroom they’ll use.

If we’ve learned anything from the NFL, it’s that putting more words in the rulebook makes things more complicated.

If we’ve learned anything from the NHL, it’s that giving the officials more to interpret doesn’t do shit.

It really can’t be that hard to program the game to fit his shooting style; as long as the game responds to input quickly (which it should) and the animations are there, the rest is just a matter of the shot timing mechanic (which, at its foundation, has been around since the MVP Baseball days). I’m not a programmer…

Isn’t it such a shame that our present First Lady could be followed up by this?

I wonder if Acadia National Park will be made into a big Deathclaw sanctuary.

Yellowstone and the Grand Tetons.

I was just thinking this. They must observe kit clashing in rugby, right?

There’s a lot of running around too!

We’ve come a long way since FuckU-FuckMe (http://www.easylife.org/fufme/).

It’s not exactly a flamethrower, but the Firewall from the original Rise of the Triad was my favorite fire-related weapon.

I know the FoxTrax puck is divisive, but I’d be curious to see what twenty years of technological advancements would do to it.

(Ah, who am I kidding, the NHL can’t even implement goal-line technology.)

I’ll be happy to see them punch each other in the face, so long as it’s in the next 4-8 years and neither of them are President.

He got OOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD.

Why stop there though? Why not replace all the characters with mini-versions of stages and all the stages with huge characters?

Like I implied, it is to their benefit if they’ve got players who can play well outside their natural position.

Tampa’s using centers at wing.

You are not actually required to lose your goddamn mind just because snow is falling.

They must have pretty good left wings if he’s not getting ice time. Apparently they can manage without him.

Allen Iverson would tend to agree with you.