I was really disappointed that only about 9,000 viewers averaged the live stream of the press conference globally today. Locals have been very excited about it, but tech nerds have been stalking the town looking for clues. A lot of teachers I know have been thrilled because of the impact it will have on schools. Now…

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Fo real.

Cute, intelligent and genius aren't the "first words used for him" - I'm pretty sure those are actually mass murderer. If you want to compare the term used for his crimes in the media as it relates to his nationality or ethnicity do that, not to this. Your argument is almost as disjointed as your use of punctuation.

Yeah, the Chiefs are pretty much Patriots afterbirth. As bad as Crennel is, keep in mind he is replacing Todd Haley. The only other option was hiring Todd Haley's nasty hobo hat.

I was really hoping to get advice on pooping at work (i.e., on that speaker phone talking, reply-all email sending, pen clicking, two hour lunch taking dickbag's desk) and not getting caught.

Unfortunate ad placement alert!

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This some 60's designers vision of what 2012 would look like.

There's already one Drew Magary in the many sites of Gawker Media. We don't need two.

I ended season 4 thinking that Roger would be the one to die, but he seems to have accepted his fate and role within the company. He is subtly proving his worth in the company again. As Pete falters, Roger succeeds, and vice versa. Pete is on the down swing, so I believe Roger is going to come back blazing.

I've read a lot of theories, including one very elaborate piece at Salon, about how Pete is going to die this season, but I don't buy it. Death does not fit in the typical Mad Men character arc. Don reached his nadir and has emerged a changed man. Roger has become obsolete, and rather than dying, has accepted his…

Let me get my Mommy Message Board Lingo decoder ring out for this one.... OIOOIFC.... One in Oven, One in Foster Care.

Welp... my urge to conceive has been suppressed for awhile by this alphabet soup. Babies seem awesome. Dealing with this (and people asking about this stuff) seems very unpleasant.

I have to admit that I had a great Sally Is Dead conspiracy theory going last night. Afterall, she was under the couch right after Don shoved Andrea's body under the bed, and the next scene features Megan entering in a white light and heaven manner.

I thought that Almost Pizza was the superior commercial. Great commentary on processed food.

Yes, Joan changed her mind. She also led Roger to believe she went through with the procedure and that she was fine. Remember that scene, back at the office after she was at the clinic? She lied to him.

Phew. Does this mean we can stop it with the pink ribbon madness?

Sunny Oglesby. I do declare that's the most perfect anecdote character name I've ever heard.