A ten minute walk from Missouri, really.

This location is where I get my oral contraception prescription and exams. Cheers to these fine folks and swiftly acting on this B.S. law.

Mind sharing names? I quit a few months ago and I'd love to know what good I've done.

Reminds me of passive aggressive notes from my old roommate. Only hers would be more like "Cravings last less than five minutes on average. To help distract yourself, try doing the dishes you left in the sink last night and putting the lids on the condiments more snugly."

Read Michele Bachmann's Holy War here. [www.rollingstone.com]

intelly wins, just for the name of the DJ.

Why do I have a feeling that Kathleen Madigan was booked only because her partner Lewis Black is there? God love her. She's completely fabulous and hilarious, but definitely not the brand of comedy I associate with the Bonnarroo audience. I know her comedy stands on her own and she doesn't need to piggyback off Black,…

I can't tell what I love more: his stellar dance moves or the cheese of the early 90's oozing out of every cranny.

I want a chocolate and vanilla swirl Jello Pudding Pop in the shape of a Cosby sweater. Someone make this happen, please.

Pretty sure the white flavortastecrunchies on the outside are actually crack.

I understand why she left. I was asking myself why I was personally effected by this.

Why am I so sad that she's leaving? It's like my morning show has been canceled.

Regularly scheduled test to ensure the public that he's still alive. Same thing they do with tornado sirens and the EBS.

I know my body better than this study does. My pill made me gain weight. Period.

Oh, it's for your head? I just assumed it was meant for a dude to spoon and shove his junk into at 4:37 AM.

Are we really shocked that the host of Funhouse isn't singlehandedly reversing the obesity rates in this country?