A pregnant woman I worked with would smoke as she read Fit Pregnancy. And possibly related, she miscarried.

I haven't been this happy since Rio!

Sounds like his neck snapped into a Slim Jim.

"... And I'm pregnant."

Kat George should hang out with Edward Pasteck, the author of famed shitstorm article American Guy In Paris Freed From The Idea Of "Consent".

If you want to call Charlie Sheen and play your own game of fifth grade schenanigans it's 310-975-5732. The mailbox is already full.

This segment cannot be defended as "just a joke" because there was no "joke" to speak of.

I loved Palin rule. I think this needs to be a book, or a Tumblr.

@Curt Cole: Thank you.

I don't understand why this quote necessitates placement on a large image with the words "rapist" and "rape" in bold print. Other #notablequotable posts do not make this distinction.

Taking it in every hole you say?

@mruler360: That is a travesty. So many baked chips and Rice Krispy Treats. Variety, man!

Yes, I'm much more interested in the paleontology in Egypt than Palinotology.

Blair angrily left the party, upset that no one correctly guessed that his Halloween costume was a ransom letter.

I love this game and might have a problem. My smoothie consumption rate is also skyrocketing as a direct result.

@Actrivia: Not judging. It's where you can buy pipes, bongs and hookahs, legally sold as tobacco vessels, but really, people often use them for drugs.

They aren't at Walgreens, but they are prevalent at gas stations, convenience stores, and of course, head shops.

That van is going to haunt my dreams and make me squeeze my pillow extra tight.

@Curt Cole: Thanks!

...the Internet can be a force for good when it comes to both the "putting yourself out there" part and the "getting someone to notice you're good" part."