@J'accagan: It looks so much more natural this way.

This study has been brought to you by Yankee Candle.

It looks like she fell for another Craigslist scam.

@BabyJane: Stealing from Girl Scouts is a definite Do-See-Don't, but I think the thief will be Trefoiled.

@dogbraincatscan: Troop Beverly Hills and little Jenny Lewis! YES!

The worst part? It was a save-the-date magnet.

The bulk of the comments here really do affirm her point.

I prefer to give my marriage a badass image by hiding its problems behind sunglasses, expensive jeans, nonchalant attitude, and a sassy back window decal.

And, by the way, maybe there's a reason there was a padlock on that fridge.

My First Response? This is not a Clear Blue Easy line that should be crossed.

@Shot_From_The_Musket: I think he's gotten three free ones.

@girl_ninja: I can't hear the name Roethlisberger without hearing about his suspension earlier this season and the reason behind it. Likewise for Michael Vick. There are comments about it on a daily basis.

Predictions:

I'm just going to leave this here.

Why is Toy Story 3 considered an adapted screenplay? Just because it's a sequel? Are there Toy Story books that I'm unaware of?

Not surveyed.

I sense a direct correlation between enjoying cleaning and having recently accidentally fume-highed yourself with Scrubbing Bubbles.

@It's.Not.Opposite.Day: Thanks, champ!

@summerisnotaverb: National Hairball Awareness Day.... well, now I am aware.

@Cloots Tokala: T-shirts make bad puns acceptable.