This study was done with rhesus monkeys. And I'm pretty sure rhesus monkeys don't have access to Rhesus Peanut Butter Cups. Because if they did, weight gain guaranteed.

@tankearae: This one is also amazing. And gets in your head.

@palegirl: I envision it like an episode of Press Your Luck. "Big money! No baby! No baby! STOP!"

The sketches look like they were created by a nine-year-old with a Fashion Plates kit.

Probably the most honest thing to come out of her mouth since her rise to fame.

I thought about posting the Chess for Girls image... I can't bring myself to do it. Good for her. Playing chess on that level is something that very few people in the world can do, and despite the obstacles, she gets to do it. Awesome.

At this point, I'm starting to think that the offered handbag itself would make a better father.

@sportz.star: You beat me to it. I was going to say "You have a baby. In your belly. In a bar."

@victoriasauce: It's hard to say if she is worse, but the situation is definitely worse for the child.

@BrutallyHonestBabes: Teen Moms do something!

Hoax or not, he has made public real words with real meanings and continues to leave his account open for others to see. It's still just as dangerous.

I thought the new Smurfs movie was going to be bad... but not this bad.

"Marge, come in the house! Maggie smells bad, and the cat wants something, but I don't know what it is!"

I didn't realize I needed Stefan until just now. Thank you.

Mock me if you must, but I like how mine look and feel.

@LolaLane: I would have commissioned a six-foot tall middle finger sculpture and left it just for him. But alas, she was a brave and classy lady.

A real friend would say why they don't approve of the wedding. And not send an e-mail.

@BeckySharper: He is grounded... just like his career.

Clearly Dirt and Mud have never met a pair of fresh white socks, the Rico Suaves of the lazy cleaning world.

From the landmark findings of the study Independent Women, 2000, by Child, Destiny's: