I'm curious about my oral contraceptive, and I know someone else asked about this recently. I'm excellent with taking every pill, but I have rather irregular periods that can start early, late, or not come at all. Does this mean that my specific pill is a poor choice for me? If I miss a period, I take a test, is that…

This woman needs to worry a lot less about what her friends eat and focus more on not being a complete jerk.

I can't help but think of terrible one-use kitchen appliance infomercials for this service.

Thank you, all!

So. The bones are Amelia Earhart or a turtle...

And now a story, presented entirely in vagina euphemisms:

@Yoana: True! And yonic is the female equivalent of phallic.

Good impression, kid. I think Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's 2 did it best though.

@diasdiem: I guess that's what they said "Mo Freeman dead, fo' shizzle."

Oh CNN, please. You and your premature obituaries.

And cake craving.... GONE!

At least the show won't be called "S&@! My Baby Makes".

I imagine that all of these tabloid-sponsored photo shoots have saved them a ton of money that would have otherwise been spent at Olan Mills.

If only killing them would have made them drop out of the different sequences.

@Ack: Shakespeare in Love beat out Elizabeth, Saving Private Ryan, The Thin Red Line and Life is Beautiful that year. RAGE.

Shakespeare in Love 2: Elizabethan Boogaloo.

Or maybe Anne Hathaway could play the wife of Shakespeare, Anne Hathaway.

@orangeblossomordinary: Amazing! I think that this just topped the capybara on my top 5 endearingly strange animals list.

@ZoetheBitch: Yes, but it will always be cute. Good to know!

@annebreal: She's one I always wondered about. Looks like she hasn't changed too much.