There was a lot of good stuff in this reunion special, notably at the end.

I always wondered where my weekly unemployment check comes from. I always thought it was a magical Unemployment Fairy, but I guess it was Scott Baio. So, thank you, Scott Baio. I'm going to use your money on lots of toilet paper to wipe my lesbian shitass. And I'm going to run with scissors so I can take advantage of…

Now I'll go buy this $500 cat toy and the jerks will just want to play with the box and plastic wrap.

@curiousgeorgiana: Really? This video makes me want a(nother) cat much more. Specifically, this cat.

That romper will be perfect for my toddler look that I'm planning to unveil this summer. Finally, I have something to match my comically sized rattle!

@femme-bot: Last nights' eyeliner? That look always works well for me.

God help me if these turn up in a ProActiv commercial.

I knew what I liked and what my fiance liked, but we knew it would be a lot of obscure, not dancey songs if we just played our favorite songs. I put a request for suggestions out to friends via e-mail and Facebook. They mentioned a lot of songs I hadn't even thought of, and some of them even gave us copies of the song…

I am suddenly reminded of Trigger Happy TV.

Ben's daughter would probably enjoy these.

@MagImpalor: That sounds delicious too. Let me know how it turns out.

Key Lime enthusiasts, I recommend this martini recipe for a quick (and less caloric) fix:

Rainbow Chip is a superior (yet very similar) cake when compared to Funfetti. Those hard sprinkles are unnatural! I'll take the soft, bright chips of sugar any day.

This University of Northern Iowa t-shirt will go nicely with my Bucknell shorts and Bradley hat.

@Hortense: Thank you! I was trying to explain it to my husband, and the alarming number of search results was too much for me to deal with,

I don't think period jokes will hurt the iPad anymore than the cramps, bloating and fatigue will.

@Cinnamoncanuck: I see some Bea Arthur in there too.

Hot diggity, I love this woman. She's everything a good female pop icon and role model should be; confident, original and brave.

I should be a fan of the Dolphins, mostly for ironic reasons.

I'm glad that she is identified as a lesbian in headlines. She was publicly out, self-identified as a lesbian, and was raising an adopted daughter. She seemed, at the least, unashamed of her sexuality, so why shouldn't it be mentioned? Her plight brings attention to important issues for women and the LGBT community,…