Yes, but admitting you went to Chaminade means admitting growing up in St. Louis. Pass.

@Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: I see a "cool" face. The black bra looks like a pair of sunglasses.

You know why they call it Axe here in America, and not Lynx? Because men need to cut it out with this olfactory abomination.

@jasminetea: Yeah, Claudia inspired a few too many terrible bus rides to school for me.

Sean Salisbury forgot to add "Sent from my iPhone" to that forum post.

She clearly does not understand the fundamental rule of New Year's Eve celebrations: Singles and couples, don't cross the streams.

Tiger Woods: Always Clear Your Mistresses' Text Messages

@morninggloria: Don't forget the sequel Made It Rain, Career in Drain.

Nicole Ritchie: Babies make people forget about transgressions.

(Airplane) abstinence only! It's the only way to make sure you are never, ever a victim of a terrorist attack on an airplane. As a passenger, that is.

13-year-old me would have loved this, as it matched the see-through phone in my room. Present day me never wants to eat a dumpling again.

No feces? STFU, Parents just lost half of its material.

I'll take mine with the face of Joel McHale.

He wasn't handing out free cash to a random man on the street; that man is now on the Chiefs offensive line. 21 more men to go before Sunday.

@Penny:

@wordinedgewise: It sounds like the noise my butt would make after making contact with a wood chair after eating this beast.

Usually the only kind of re-gifting that happens after a cheating boyfriend involves a prescription.

@OverratedUnderwhelmed: @bluetrain84: Good question. Billy Crystal, circa 1987, two years prior to When Harry Met Sally.

@DonnaPirana: That theme song is still embedded in my brain. Argh!

@DonnaPirana: No way this kid will be embarrassed by this picture. Have you seen some of her father's movies?