Too bad the fine folks at QuickSlim don't make a boner pill. You know those Karsashian girls would plug it in a heartbeat.

@WaltzingMatilda: My father-in-law asked for a dance at our wedding and he had gold all over his his teeth and smelled like Big Red and Robitussen. Turned out my sister-in-law made him do a "Starry Night" - Goldschlagger and Jagermeister. That dance he told me not to spin too fast.

@dandelionbrowne: Pretty!

@hambonetoblerone: The Puke sounds a lot like The Tapeworm: tequila, lime, and a mayonnaise "worm".

@jigglyball: Tinto de Verano is very real (and delicious)! As a Spain study abroader, I definitely tried to force this on my friends many times, but never able to make it taste right. It works best with Fanta Limon (with real lemon juice) but a US substitute can be sparkling lemonade (if you can find it) or, in true…

I enjoyed this episode because it showed that you do not have to be older to be an alcoholic, whereas many of the alcoholics in the series are older and exhibiting serious medical problems.

I ate hash cake in Amsterdam and found myself... oh... wait... no actual crack you say? Carry on.

My mom brought her Irish Setter to a blessing at a Catholic Church. The very tall dog lapped up some holy water directly from the holder near the entrance.

Is it just me, or do the shoes in 6 look like a nifty cake covered in fondant? If so, that might be worth $150.

Thanks for your insight, Cord.

I heard they put two and two together when they realized Santa doesn't wear red Ed Hardy suits, Mrs. Claus isn't 23 and toys don't usually smell like Axe body spray.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

They have to go to Dubai in order to obtain enough oil and wealth to power the Electric Boogaloo.

@swashbuckling: Trapped in the Closet Writing This Dang Book

I didn't know Pixar was working on this movie! I hope there is a delightful anthropomorphic sex toy.

So cheating is okay as long as you yell it from the rooftops rather than let a tabloid smear it all over town? Got it!

It's just malfeasance for malfeasance's sake.

I'm pretty sure Ghettitalian is the Italian word for "cooked in a dirty microwave at a convenience store." His Carne de la Frutti is a recipe for a cracklin' Slim Jim covered in cherry glaze made with melted red Starbursts.

@ShanaElmsford:

The truly terrible gifts bring me as much joy as the fabulous ones.