@sybann: I think she believes orgasm is the name for hair being pulled during sex.

I think the Tucker Max one needs to have a big bomb on it to symbolize the financial "success" of his scat film.

Slippers, people. If you aren't willing to bend over and put on shoes, you probably aren't going to leave the house either.

@RStewie: I'm really lazy. I don't use onion, cheese or ranch and add a pouch of Knorr/Lipton soup mix and 1/2 cup mayo.

@kkatt: Franklin Roosevelt had three vice presidents during his four terms.

@morninggloria: Tyra will be upset that her idea has been taken.

@LucyRed: Bloody Mary? Maybe he makes it way too spicy and uses cheap vodka. That's one evil post brunch food coma.

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I disagree. Where are Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston rumors? I NEED THEM TO LIVE.

This is much better than my family's idea of a witty Christmas, which would probably involve several farting gifts from Spencer's and a No Fat Chicks t-shirt.

Rhianna has it all wrong. Barf is bad. Double barf is worse. This is canon.

I'm currently debating whether or not to renew my Rolling Stone subscription. After three covers in one year featuring Bono/U2 broken up by the Gossip Girls and this... I'm leaning towards cancel.

AMA Protester Rules for Breakfast:

Thank goodness Texans are wearing labels now, so much easier to avoid. Based on the facial expression I was leaning toward Arizona, but the hair really should have told me Texas.

The Morning Show Murders? Way to think outside the box there Al. Are the characters named Latt Mauer and Veredith Miera? Is there a crazy old man that inexplicably shows up and talks about even older people, jam and the war on pancakes?

But the whole show is just people yelling at each other... All of them. All the time.

@jebash: "You have a baby!... in. a. bar."

Let the BBC set up a To Catch a Predator type show to help defer the costs. Call it To Catch a Douche (or whichever darling British slang term you want).

This is unbeweavable.

So. Much. Burgundy. She looks like a glass of sangria, and her adorable baby is a piece of fruit floating in it.

My boobs are already extremely jealous of Megan Fox's talking vagina. I don't know if they can take anymore.