@msQwerty: I'm not entirely sure that a lawsuit is their motive. I would want closure and admission of an action if my family had been killed. And the man doesn't have to admit anything about his wife, if he simply kept quiet and stopped talking about how perfect his wife was, things would be a lot better for the…

@Penny: The thought of growing a tiny penis inside of my body really freaks me out. #genderdisappointment

Nothing says Thanksgiving like a Tiffany-blue handbag cake. Eff that. Wrap my cake in a real handbag for $180. #deananddelucathanksgiving

Mario wears a hat because Miyamoto didn't want to have to animate his hair and a mustache to avoid facial expressions.

@sumerfish: SyPHILis #chlamydia

These have been going up for awhile, especially in less affluent cities. There were some really funny stickers in the gay bars here in KC reminding folks "Don't take 'Phil' home with you." #chlamydia

I can't find the plus-sized model. But I did find Woof, Odlaw and Waldo. #glamourplussize

Meant for my comment to go on the main article.

I wonder what the Regretsy offices look like

@kookla: Taint it a shame. #cockbibsoutofbusiness

@AfroJezeBella: Looks like this site is the original and the competitor went under. If I recall, there was a lawsuit in play, which might have something to do with the disappearance of the one Tracie mentioned.

A little Bronx Cheer... #ashleesimpsonwentz

Fantastic news.

Head home for the holidays on Whore Island Airlines... #willferrell

We should hire a PR firm for period sex and give it a make over for both men and women.

I take back all of the terrible things I've ever said about shark obstetricians. #jaws

So much easier than making a sign and holding it up. Clever, ladies! #twilightnewmoon

I know a lot of babies are conceived during cold winter months, but inducing snowfall seems like an extreme way to get pandas to mate and save their species. #beijingweather

Funny or Die... Is that like Cake or Death? Because, sorry Jon, we've run out of cake and that wasn't funny. #jongosselinfunnyordie

This gender balance issue blindsided for my tiny liberal arts Jesuit college. There was one co-ed dorm on campus, and too many ladies living on campus. I lived in said dorm on a formerly all male floor (on the male wing, with a male Resident Assistant) and the bathrooms weren't remodeled. No matter what they did, the…