@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: I was waiting for your badger picture.

I would totally watch a NASCAKE race.

And also, take that Jason Whitlock!

@FrannyR: I'd call Heidi his beard, but we all know his Creepy Flesh-Colored Beard is his beard.

Great. Now I have to worry if my tuna is baby-safe.

Perfect for a leisurely stroll down Candyland Lombard Street.

@Skellatrix: I blame Mr. Sketch markers.

@morninggloria: I got stuck with Cherry Mary Muffin, some bastard hybrid of Strawberry Shortcake and a Cupcake doll.

@applejuice: Wow! I had no idea. Crazy!

I feel better about my personal thigh to shin ratio now.

I call schenanigans on Justin's Memaw. She's not British and would not say "keen to marry".

I want to see that purple suit tomorrow morning. It might be more amazing than Minnesota winning the ALC.

I'm really bummed that they didn't meet up. Sounds like it could have been the perfect story for My Very Worst Date.

Who let this monster near my lovable, furry monster?

One of the online stores I work for accepted used bra donations from customers until recently. (We bought the site from someone else.) Unfortunately, we couldn't find an acceptable donation site in our current location. It's amazing that many places really don't take bra donations and that a lot of women don't think…

I saw a very similar story on an episode of Forensic Files. The doctor used ulcer medication and they caught him on camera putting it in his mistress' drink. I love that show.

In other news, Don Imus is buying a controlling interest in the WNBA.

What? Criminals don't always look like the man on the Neighborhood Watch sign?

Dave himself called the events creepy. I can't help it, but I definitely agree it's creepy. It's like finding out your uncle is a swinger.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Ultrasounds are almost always a standard protocol before an abortion. You don't really have a choice as to whether or not you have an ultrasound, but usually, the screen is not show to the woman and not offered to be shown.