@Ultraprison!: Ours is "poo dots".

They're already sold out! John Edward's denial went on a major shopping spree.

I always look for an asterisk in those "I lost X pounds in 3 days!" claims. The asterisk, of course, would be for having a baby.

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: This picture is so perfect.

But I thought she was f'ing Matt Damon?

Poor Rivers Cuomo. At least he can continue to write songs about high school era emotions and relationships.

@Ailatan: These shorts are brilliant. Its what all the men in Lance Armstrong costumes are trying to say.

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Affirmative.

@TubOfTaft: The joke level just went to eleven.

@futuremouse: I was thinking of this guy.

They're clearly jeans for yoga and pilates. That's the only time I can ever imagine someone making this pose outside of a computer hard drive.

To be fair, this production is merely an update to The Laramie Project and does not glorify the murderer. I'm proud that my tiny liberal arts Jesuit alma mater is one of the 130 theaters performing the show. On the other hand, the Westboro Baptists will have a busy protest schedule, and we're less than an hour from…

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): We need a bunny with one floppy ear and one not floppy ear or kitten with dust in its whiskers STAT!

Well, whatever. I can eat cake and get away with wearing dirty jeans to work each day. Which, is pretty much the only way I can get tolerate life with crap like this out there.

A talking penis? Now I have seen everything!

@andBegorrah: WTG, team Jez.

@Ailatan: Well, since I already did my workout, I'll have some!

No game is safe! My favorite game for XBox is Civilization Revolution, in which you pick a historic world leader from a great era and build your own kingdom. You can be one of four lady leaders; Catherine the Great, Isabella, Cleopatra or Elizabeth. However, the outfits for Caty and Cleo are downright obscene and…

Just because you can fit into your 90's clothes, doesn't mean you have to.

Look lady. I think I get the right to decide if I want to use my vagina as a cave or a water slide. Not my fault that you chose the latter.