@Kilotwat: Also, where would we be without Sexual Harassment Panda?

I highly doubt this works. Everyone knows the sluttier the workout the better the results, and this childhood favorite just isn't provocative enough .

@rixatrix: Ignorance on this matter is completely acceptable.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: I nominate Arthur Kade.

His movie opens today. In addition to the epic schadenfreude its failure will bring many of us, I hope that it will also lead to him shutting his mouth for awhile.

I know, sad girl. If someone dragged me away from a plate of their creamed spinach, sweet potato casserole and a corn muffin, I would definitely melt down too.

@hellosunshine: He claims since before the election. But I don't know, seems fishy.

@LoSpaz: I forgot about that one! That man was really scary. One of the best male meltdowns in MTV history.

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and interpret her statement as "The fact that millions of people have to use these nets to protect themselves from insect-spread disease is incredibly tragic. I want to help change that fact."

Really? That was the worst part? Was she not part of the Jersey Time Share episode?

Red Rover, Red Rover send Matt Damon on over!

@the_pest: Buddy system!

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Too bad this wasn't posted on Wednesday. I've got my after-work social sports thing and I'm too tired.

Kinda how I feel.

@hortense: SOME WIG

That's nice. It looks like she bought a few Slankets for some of them while she was at CVS (you know they don't carry Snuggies there).

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: My banana nut bread tree I planted as a kid finally yielded fruit!

I hope he's the next Uwe Boll. Only with more punches to the face, which will be dealt by women and not film critics.

She's right. They should have called her Honky Cat.