Pandora and MWM made me do this.

Best looking protest signs I've seen at one of these.

Take a tip from SELF and Photoshop 25% body weight off the cover model.

@sassyredhead: I heard The Soup laid off half its writing staff now that Wendy Williams is back on the air.

I really dig the Leslie and the LY's pants and the B'dazzled belt buckle. I'd let this lady hit on me, and I'm not on that team.

Mark Fast is really going to hate the upcoming Hoverround runway "walkers".

Is manther still acceptable?

@hannahanloveyoulongtime: It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

@Freddie DeBoer: Correct. According to Wikipedia, penectomy is the proper term for removal of the penis. Which just sounds silly.

Teehee... you wrote NOM.

Max Fisher brought the jungles of Vietnam and helicopters to the small stage. A VW bus is child's play.

Next they'll recommend the hair styling products from There's Something About Mary as a great way to recycle and turn him on.

@PoisonPixie: There's a cartoon yellow arrow that points to the cartoon lady's sewer area and talk of digestive regularity. That's fancy yogurt talk for "it makes you poop."

Get these two on Maury, stat. This is America!

It takes two to publish a scholarly article on the social, economic and gender issues of the tango.

If you're going to derive proof that young women love complex older men from a fiction novel by a guy named Tom, it should be Robbins.

I'm convinced these studies are sponsored by cheesecake, sweatpants and prescription anti-depressant manufacturers. Or whatever Cathy-esque stereotype we're supposed to buy when we feel down.

Maybe all the injury-prone Westbrook needs is some cougar TLC and fawning over.

The bio writer probably should have followed Vegas' television commercial slogan.

Cooking is sexy. G-strings can be sexy. The two together... no.