@Island of Misfit Toys: Size doesn't matter.If she were 5'10 and 160 pounds, this still could have happened to her. Physical attacks can happen to a woman of any size, especially when they are against a completely unsuspecting victim.

@tankearae: Exactly! There are female characters as half of a male-female pair, but not too many that are successful characters in their own right.

I've always found Courtneys to be nice, but pretty wild and appearance-centered. My sister-in-law is a Courtney, and a person that clearly lacks the responsibility gene.

@BabyJane: That bottle really takes it to the next realm of creepdom.

I think it's difficult for females to by funny on SNL because in its modern era they rely on females for celebrity impressions rather than characters. Impressions grow tiresome and get forced into bad sketches. Many female SNL cast members get stuck in the background or play the straight man.

Woah! My firstie bestie! I think a creepy cake is in order.

I need brain bleach to get rid of Tyra's gifs.

I need brain bleach to get rid of Tyra's gifs.

I need brain bleach to get rid of Tyra's gifs.

OMG! I'm totally telling everyone.

@whothewhatnow:

@ethelinefourteen: That's a great point. Still, your funny but not wildly successful males (Kevin Nealons, Norm MacDonalds, etc.) at least get good TV work. I just wish there were more Tina Feys and fewer Jan Hooks.

Then be a good capitalist and buy enough letters to properly make your sign. You aren't fooling anyone with that upsidedown W.

My husband hates it when I buy Kleenex; he thinks its a waste of money. "But we have toilet paper and paper towels and a stack of Taco Bell napkins!" he exclaims. "Yes, but I like my nose to have skin and we have a tissue caddy that looks dumb when empty."

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Sadly, the ladies of SNL don't have a good track record for career trajectory. There are, of course, exceptions, but most fade into obscurity.

@SarahMC: Bitch pleeze...

I need to revisit that Smelly Baby post from yesterday to calm my reproductive organs.

Angie Tempura was a fantastic character. Rip-off!

Oh, PETA. Not all of us have a body worth of a lettuce bikini or nude subway ad for you to exploit.

@CurtCole: Yes, but is the diaper filled with a circle of liquid chocolate, or rainbow glitter sprinkles?