Joel McHale just drooled a little a the thought of the Flesh Beard and Tiny Boy Wonder punching each other in the face.

Way to be a jerk PETA. It's the middle Ramadan and you send a mostly naked lady out into the streets during daylight wearing food in a predominantly Islamic country.

Just when I was about to check Ewan McGregor off my 5 List, you go and tell me this.

@Lymed: O HAI, BIG! U LIEK MAI SHOOZ? DEY HAS A SHINY! O LOOK, TAXI. KTHXBAI!

I think we need a new feature: LOL Carrie

I'm trying to be delicate here... but... I'll just say it. This woman will be 43 when this baby arrives... and all I can think of is Trig Palin II. I know it doesn't start with J.

@ketamineKitty: Her vagina clearly has Stokholm Syndrome.

He looks like a real life Kewpie doll!

I cut my exes' hair in college. He only had utility scissors, which were brutal on his golden curls. I chomped his ear in their mighty arms; miracle of all miracles, it didn't break skin. In addition to my Van Gogh body art attempt, I did a terrible job on his hair. He didn't care much for appearances (red flag, but…

@cate3710: It makes sense to me. I usually want to say "Oh, bother!" when I get on a scale.

Well, now I think we all know who "The Great White Hope" of the Republican Party won't be.

@harpy: Well, the new Pepsi logo is a rip off of the Obama logo. Maybe she's trying to give Pepsi a "great white hope" of its own.

@MIXED: She was the first African American woman to be featured on the show. Antwahn (Season 2, crack cocaine) and Ben (Season 4, DXM) are the only other African Americans to appear on the show.

@colormeroutine: "I'm outdoorsy in that I like to get drunk on patios."

Does it cost extra to get a chance to throw it in his jerk face after he hands it to you?

I highly doubt that this ad has convinced a single person to become a vegetarian or vegan. If that was truly their goal, they have failed. If getting lots of negative publicity was the goal, they have won.

As an added terrible fact to this terrible saga, the LA Times says that the name of the boat he used to escape to Canada: Night Ride Her

@labeled: mmm. My mouth feels cooler just looking at that.

Congraties, besties!

Looks like someone is just begging for a laxative-laced pot of coffee to strike the offce...