@Skellatrix: Brandy? Amber? Candy... wow there are a lot of possibilities!

@funnyface: Choo da gum, u sez. Tastes liek cheezburgerz, u sez...

Mannekuhn: ur doin it pretty gud, akshully

Mandatory ultrasounds... let's take as much choice out of choice as possible.

Food for her crazy possum hair.

This woman must type at an astonishing 120 crazies per minute.

@morninggloria: I thought this shirt was a promotional giveaway for SevinNyne. The blue color really helps bring out the orange in skin.

And ugly. You forgot ugly.

@PixieSparkle: Agreed. I hate to give it attention, but it's just so wrong and hypocritical.

So fun! However, I can only imagine the fear that would be induced by human versions of Gloppy the Molasses Monster, Plumpy and Lord Licorice.

Oh yeah, because the leather-skinned, collagen-stuffed elderly lady in a leopard print bikini isn't frightening to children at all.

@Maggita: I can't stop staring at them either.

@morninggloria: (Intended to be read in his authoritative yet cynical voice) "Man, wo-man, he-man... does it really matter what kind of 'man' Semenya is?"

If we're going to talk about anything PETA is doing today, why can't it be their new, horribly offensive "Save the Whales" campaign? This campaign shows obese women and encourages women to become vegetarians to lose weight. Seals are fine and cute and all, but this campaign is one of the most insulting things I have…

@Randy Slamberg: Looks like this guy had to return some video tapes.

Eesh. Close the blinds when you use this thing, can't have the neighbors knowing that you're weird.

This is one of the many reasons I shop at TJ Maxx. Just like their merchandise, their sales associates tend to be a little imperfect.

@AthertonMerriweather: Trading in Nikes for high heels would remove any gender ambiguity and make the race far more exciting.

I'm surprised VH1 has acted so quickly; I was sure that they were planning to create a spin-off called "Ryan Wants a Plea Bargain".

@ericacartman: I have an indecisive friend that will ask the server to pick between two or three menu items for her and not tell her what they picked so she's surprised. Imagine that pressure!