I would actually consider that -- I like Reese’s shit, but I would not shed any tears to have to rely exclusively on Trader Joe’s PB cups in the future -- except Twix is irredeemable garbage.

To me it’s even more impressive that not one “friend” even floated the idea that it was maybe a bad idea.

The national anthem or any protest involving the flag or anthem has nothing to do with veterans or “the troops” (or sports, either)!!!!!!! Did all of those folks serve because of...a flag and some music?

So if I’m 5 feet from the intersection going 60mph and the light turns yellow, I should slam on the brakes to stop? That will get me rear-ended (and rightfully so) extremely quickly.

Yeah, the first place my mind goes from “Amelia” is Pond, still very white.

I’d have a Caesar.. Hard to see a Caesar and not want a Caesar.

Get this guy a puppers

I’d have a Caesar. Hard to see a Caesar and not want a Caesar.

Nothing is as hilarious as a child under 5 swearing in the proper context. 

Bald guy here—started shaving my head at about 35 (maybe should have at 30). As comfortable as I am with my bald-ass head (who knows, if I had hair, I still might shave it for fun), I have to vote that gray hair > no hair.

SecLabor Acosta is off to engage in his true love:  playing beer league hockey with a bunch of degens up in Canada.

Personally I don’t care if he works with Christopher Nolan or Spielberg or whoever else you can name. The issue for me is that he will never not be The Rock. I don’t know how you can make movies with any kind of variance in the characters you play when you look like he does. And hey, if that’s what he’s going for,…

I think we’ll  have to call you “Fancy David” now.

I’ve switched from the middle finger to the thumbs down. Same message but received 100% differently. It’s incredibly effective.

I just give people the thumbs up these days. It makes them feel pretty stupid.

I respectfully disagree. All dogs are awesome because they are not people.

Pedantry = Rocket Ride to Respect City, USA

They’ll never know the elation of finding woods porn though...

Most of us want to be forgotten and left out of all of this shit. You other generations fight it out among yourselves.