Does anyone else hear a slight similarity to the speeder bikes in Star Wars? I’m okay with this.

To me this is the only answer to this post. Simply Timeless.

The MkIV Jetta was a looker. Yeah, sure, it would leave you stranded on the side of the road every now and again, but it looked damn good while doing it.

I’ll make sure to include even more detail shots than usual, in my next few reviews, just for you. :) 

As a Tesla driver, I can’t see the humor in that. I can’t see anything.

That’s what happens when one of your parents is a motherless goat.

Elon Musk seems to be in a fog sometimes.

I’m surprised by the second letter; I expected the writer to say the opposite (“my wife wants to help her shitty mother, I wish she wouldn’t be manipulated by her”). This dude should be grateful as hell that his wife is strong enough to get out of an abusive situation like that (especially one with as much guilt…

Neutral: 300 miles and the ability to fully recharge within 15 minutes.

Exactly, my uncle use to travel the world fixing bespoke forestry equipment and he told me a story one time of when he had to take the whole engineering team out of the office and down to the floor to an actual machine. He had been telling them for months about a change that needed to be made but they ignored it…

I think you’re my spirit animal. I’ve canceled potential friendships when the other person said, “It’s pretty unique, actually.”

My pet peeve is unique. I mean it’s misuse of the word unique. Unique doesn’t mean rare, it means only. There is no superlative for unique. Nothing is very unique, or extremely unique, or the most unique. Nothing is almost unique either. If something were almost unique, it would be rare.

Hell yeah buddy. Hell fuckin’ yeah.

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Met the owner of the company once who makes that aftermarket bumper, he said this video led to a big bump in sales.

Yes. You see, zagbag began the comment by saying, “I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but...”, indicating that (s)he knew the words that would follow might be perceived as insensitive.

not sure why this is called dog tracking and not crabbing but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Rack to the future

How Ironic.