I hate the “angry eye” grille replacement trend for these that adds a slant to the top. I see it more than the stock ones at this point. I mean, the whole iconic thing is the round headlights. They don’t need to be more aggressive.

It has - thirty!

That’s normal.

If I don’t know the number, I don’t pick up. If it’s a legit call and they don’t leave a voicemail with a call back then I don’t care.

I have lurked on Jalopnik for years. This is the first comment that has lured me in to account ownership. You are wrong.

She had Mi-at-a lo.

I’m not a God-fearing man, but I thank Him every day I didn’t have Twitter when I was coming of age.

Harry waved his wand, conceiving in his mind his happiest thought - a willing and able companion in his fight against a future of drab weekends and dispiritedly reliable transportation. He opened his mouth and shouted the spell,

This is Trump's America. I hear mariachi music, I'm calling ICE.

Uhh....pretty sure Hillary fucked herself.  Just because she’s better than Trump, that doesn’t make her a good candidate for President.  

Would vs. Wouldn’t Part II?

drove for Tri-dent.....makes sense.

Could the Raptors flip him?

Uncharted = Firefly

In the US we do not punish people for the “sins of their fathers”.

Give me the aloofness of a cat. They’re there sometimes, but generally keep their distance and want their space as much as I do.

Well, they clearly used to be Minis . . .

COUPE:

And don’t forget the chicken coupe.

I’ll be honest.