I’ll just make more money in the US and retire to Europe lol.

I don’t know who will see this, but I think other people are having the same problem. I just had to refresh this page 47 times before it loaded with the comments section. This is in Firefox, the same thing happens with and without adblock, and I can’t really compare to Safari because Kinja hasn’t let me log in using…

“Do you kids just sit around LOOKING for things to be indignant about??”

I think the quantity is ~2, some studies suggest even fewer!

IMO.

Chip and sign? I didn't even that existed. Chip cards in Canada have always had PINs, as far as I know. 

It’s got to be Australian, since the title was already announced as “That’s Not a Knives, This is a Knives Out”

Came for the Bimmer joke.

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

Drive faster.

100%:

Everyone should do that however its the effect of that activity that shifts sleep. Namely obesity and a heavier body in general. Sleep issues such as sleep apnea and snoring are highly tied to body mass. For the record this is true not just of people who are classically obese but also people you wouldn’t think of…

True.  Also: Dump that dude for being too dumb to clear his history/use private browsing.

And by that I assume you mean “dags” and “periwinkle blue”. :-)

Counterpoint. So pretty.

Our standard was always:

Because it’ll hurt more!!!!

Maximum Derek.

Unlike the six or seven-barred western weapons this weapon has an amazing eleven barrels.

I’m in a similar boat (working on that leadership position!), but my problem is communicating immediately in a speech-context, since I have to make these issues clear with my superiors in a conversation, rather than in writing.