Trump: Hello, Navy Seals? Could you come down and try to breach some border wall prototypes to test their durability?

It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

Well, if Putin promises to nuke only Florida, then maybe we can work something out...?

That’s really dangerous. He should have been wearing a helmet.

I dunno, they seem equally dumb.

well, she’s caucasian.

My face after reading article.

That seems a bit low.

Clearly this was a marketing stunt by Audi - but he only got halfway to making the Audi rings on the pavement. His teammate was supposed to go out to make the other two.

Kim and Obama are co-funding it, and they are going to rename it the Hillary Clinton Space station unless someone else does it.

Naw, finding anything and everything racist and getting offended by anything and everything is pretty moronic. All this is doing is giving conservatives ammo on why liberals can’t be trusted. I really cringe at the thought of another 4 years of Trump but unreasonable people like you are who are going to make it a…

Gross. I’ll pass.

beady little eyes and flappin heads, amiright?

Dolphins are thugs.

“I’m a businessman and have access to a lot of good lawyers, maybe the best lawyers in the world, better than these organisations have themselves,” said Koolen. ...

What if I already have the other half a mil?

Or in 2018!

No curb too high no ditch too deep; for this rental car I shall not keep.