Borked: when something is so broken, the word to describe how broken it is is also broken.

I watched a documentary on bat flight a few weeks ago, at one of those caves where thousands of them take off all at once. With high-FPS cameras they plotted the courses of each individual bat and found they run into each other all the freaking time, and it’s just no big deal to them.

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

1. “Artisanal cobalt mines” sound like something where hipsters hand-scrape your cobalt while trying to not get any dirt on their scarves and man-buns.

Oh, and here’s another guess:

“We did pre-op and post-op comparative function tests and are extremely pleased to announce that after head transplantation, no functionality was lost and scores appeared to be 100% consistent between the two datasets. We will be looking further into the data to verify our results, but at this time we don’t believe…

Riggs + Murtaugh = A Lethal Weapon

That’s really strange. Here in California nobody even really talks about it. If you forget to bring your own bag...you just pay 5c for a new one. nbd

Very sad, but at least she died doing something her dad loved.

Kids are also WAY more likely to swim, ski, etc.

If 1 kid out of 10 dies drag racing, that’s 10%.

If 90 kids out of 1000 die swimming, that’s 9%.

So which activity killed more kids?


Countering my own argument though, maybe... I’m not sure what my argument is.... would be that on average, I’d say that kids in drag-cars…

You are correct. Other than animal products, the only thing vegan food cannot contain is flavor.

The very act of putting the baggie into the wallet regardless of where it came from should disqualify it as evidence and the cops should be charged with evidence tampering.

I know right. This could have turned out so much radder!

Well fuck these guys.

1.) CNN isn’t objective about anything, but they do have an objective.

They should sell CNN to Univision.

Right, this is one of the things that is resolutely ignored in these kinds of criticisms — the sexual orientation of the vast majority of supporting characters in films is never addressed because it doesn’t have anything to do with the plot, and thus demanding that a supporting character’s sexual orientation be…

Was it a distraction because of the gay representation or because the romantic life of a minor side character is superfluous to the plot and themes of the larger narrative?

I bet it was snow joke to them