I think they are being cautious about blatantly saying “Lie” because the Alt-right and FOX will grab the word and spin it in another whataboutism about Hillary and snowflakes and libtards and you know. The usual and a medium drink.

My guess, Tyrese, is your next franchise is going to be an Arby’s if you keep this up.

Why bother with the front wheels at all?

Bring on the monster trucks and sell tickets.

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Actually in Houston you can’t leave a vehicle parked for more than 24 hours without moving it:

He’s got a big property. No need to street park this. He can’t be driving it that much because it would tear up the road surface and they’d DEFINITELY not have that. Just park that shit on the lawn.

$100,000. The F-450 vs Merc S-Class comparison.

Oh, gotcha. As a former lot boy, they make get a few quick baths over the weeks (or months) to knock the dust off, but they generally never see a gas pump or a thorough cleaning until delivery.

If this had been my article, the headline would have read “A Beautiful Green ’97 to ’01 XJ With Ecco Wheels Sits On The Street While Something Happens In The Background”

This article is so painful to read through.

And now, the age-old mystery has been solved. Thank you, Canadian Dunkin Donuts.

From my experience most NASCAR fans are tatooed, foul mouthed drunks, and their husbands.

This was quite a journey!

This was quite a journey!

But Orlove would probably crash it on day 2-3

Subarus are ugly as sin.

I think they’re called to FL. Like moths to a flame.

BACK IN MY DAY WE SUCKED ON WET SPONGES STRUNG AROUND OUR NECKS AND RESOAKED THEM WITH OUR TEARS

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

Yeah, that gauge was to measure the car’s Pontiacness, and as you know, there wasn’t even a needle to register any.